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24 Rules for Women on a First Date with a Man

11. You may comment on one but not more than three Republican candidates for president who have already dropped out of the race.

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12. If he asks your last name, play coy and pretend you don’t have one. Tell him the aliens took it.

13. Don’t get drunk. Definitely drink, though. How much depends on you! One drink, one and a half, two…not the last sip, though…but a little more…welp, now you’ve gone and done it. You’re going to die alone.

14. Never go to the same restaurant twice.

15. Never go out with the same guy twice.