6. Don’t wear high heels. What if he’s short? Don’t not wear high heels either. What if he’s tall? Go barefoot. Be prepared to cut off your feet.
7. Don’t check your phone, especially not if it’s a life-changing professional opportunity. This date is your life. This date is everything.
8. Have someone call your phone so you don’t look like a loser, though.
9. If (but only if) Jupiter’s moons are aligned with your period, text your ex-boyfriend while on your date.
10. Take some selfies while on your date. Def take some selfies.